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Nymphomaniac strikes again, traps man

STAFF REPORTER, The West Australian May 1, 2012, 8:18 am

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The city of Munich is living in fear.

A nymphomaniac who forced a man to have sex with her eight times has struck again.

The German's latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal, the Daily Mail reports.

"I met her on a bus,' said the snivelling man. "She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me."

The man fled her apartment when she fell asleep.

Munich police confirmed the ordeal.

The 47-year-old woman has been arrested and is undergoing psychiatric assessment.

Her first victim met her in a bar in the centre of his home city.

She took the 43-year-old him back to her apartment and they had sex several times.

But, according to the Daily Mail report, when the woman demanded more, the exhausted man said no.

"He complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment," a police spokesman said. "But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony."

He phoned police, saying: "You have got to help me. She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out. I cannot go on."

When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a "quickie", police said.

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Post Date: Thu, 03/05/2012 - 1:36am

.............wow i wonder if

.............wow

i wonder if that happened to me if i would be scared of this woman, or if i'd be loving it... donno

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Daniel wrote:

.............wow

i wonder if that happened to me if i would be scared of this woman, or if i'd be loving it... donno

I think that would depends on what she looks like. . . .

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Post Date: Fri, 04/05/2012 - 11:43am

nice lady

My guess is she was alright at the first place! What is wrong with this world, NO means NO, blu..y hell....lol...Please help...lol...I know what I would do, I dreamed it a few time already...:)

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Post Date: Mon, 28/05/2012 - 3:04pm

more news, 2 wheels no hand...

I just found that one on yahoo's news, at least he does have a helmet to protect his head...he might need it, one day...Come on, put some socks on!

Onlookers were shocked to see a motorcyclist riding along Sydney motorway yesterday while using both hands to hold his phone.

A bus passenger allegedly spotted the man riding down the M2 holding the phone with one hand and appeared to be texting with the other.

The man was riding a Ducati Monster and was driving west at around 2:30pm on Sunday.

The passenger sent the photograph to Ray Hadley from 2GB and told him that the man was using his phone long enough for her to take out her phone and take a photo.

Do you know who this man is or did you see him yesterday on the M2. Email 7News if you have any further details.

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Post Date: Mon, 28/05/2012 - 5:48pm

haha lol i hope he doesnt

haha lol i hope he doesnt have any enemies to dob him in

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Post Date: Thu, 07/06/2012 - 4:49pm

Can't find suitable title!! more new?

I would like to explore every inch of your body....but right now, I don't have time;) At least he does not marry her for her money! Maybe he want to buy a new truck! Amazing what love make you do....

Here comes the bride...in the world's biggest wedding dress

June 7, 2012, 11:32 amlifestylechannels

A woman from Arizona in the US hopes to be the world's biggest bride.

Diet

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Bucking the Bridezilla trend that sees strung-out women resorting to extreme measures (see the nose-drip diet) to slim down before their wedding day, Susanne Eman has a lot eating to do to reach her goal weight.

Currently weighing in at 237kg, Eman, 33, is aiming to hit a preposterous 727kg on the scales by her wedding day, which would make her the world's biggest woman (let alone bride).

BLOG: Weight loss vs. fat loss

WARNING: The nose-tube diet

The mother-of-two told media that she wants to 'break the stigma that being fat is bad'.

In order to pile on the pounds Eman, who currently has a nine-foot waist, is following a 30000-calorie a day diet.

Credit: Inside Edition

Before her final dress-fitting, the super-sized bride reportedly gorged herself on a banquet of saturated fat made up of pancakes, Belgian waffles, hash browns, sausages, steak, and an enormous 12-egg omelette.

Luckily for Eman, her fiance Parker Clack is a chef and is happy to cook up massive feasts for his betrothed.

Dressmaker Judee Goff is responsible for making Eman's XXXXXXXXXL wedding gown, which is said to require 45 feet of fabric.

Unsurprisingly Eman's doctor has advised her to give up the mega-high calorie diet.

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Post Date: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 3:21pm

Fishing boring...NO NO NO!!

I have seen that video on yahoo news,

So you're enjoying a nice relaxing day, fishing in the river that runs through your property. How nice.

You're daughter hooks a fish, so you pick up the video camera to catch her reeling it in, then "HOLY S**T!"

We couldn't have said it better ourselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcuYjDR2tSg

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Post Date: Thu, 12/07/2012 - 6:56pm

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Oh wow, that fishing video was amazing. I would rather have that experiance then get the fish!

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Post Date: Thu, 26/07/2012 - 2:08pm

I wonder what his next move will be

Hum, as a kid, I thought I was good at entering the movie theater without paying!! ...lol... for the one who have young children don't forget to teach them, no drug, no this, no that, and don't take the plane...lol...

11-year-old boards flight without ticket or passport

Yahoo!7 July 26, 2012, 11:01 am

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An 11-year-old boy has boarded an Italy-bound flight in Britain without tickets or a passport, while unaccompanied, just days before the Olympics.

Liam Corcoran caught a bus from his home to Manchester airport, five kilometres away, evaded five security checkpoints, and boarded the plane.

It wasn't until he started boasting mid-flight about running away from home that the alarm was raised about an unaccompanied minor on the flight.

Liam was kept on board the plane when it touched down in Rome and was immediately returned to Britain and the waiting arms of his frantic mother.

Liam's father, Aaron Fort, describes the boy as 'a handful' and has confirmed he has never had a passport.

"Liam told me the first time he knew he was in a bit of trouble is when the plane started to rise off the ground. He just did what the stewardesses told him and sat in his seat with his belt on," Mr Fort, 34, told The Daily Mail.

The 11-year-old's ability to evade all security checks and board an international flight raises serious concerns just ahead of the Olympics.

Three staff who waved Liam through have been suspended and the airline in question, Jet2, has introduced a headcount policy on all flights.

British Transport Secretary Justine Greening is furious.

"I treat security breaches very, very seriously, so we are now reviewing urgently with Manchester Airport, and the airline, exactly what happened," she said, while a spokesman for the airport tried to play down the incident.

"The boy went through full security screening so the safety of passengers was never compromised," he claimed, "at no time was there a safety risk".

Earlier this month and armed robbery suspect being extradited to the UK managed to escape through a luggage chute at Manchester Airport.

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naughty? Nice?

Australian newspaper rebrands the Koreas as ‘Naughty’ and ‘Nice’ Korea

By Maggie Hendricks | Fourth-Place Medal – 11 hours ago

An Australian daily newspaper has rebranded North and South Korea as "Naughty Korea" and "Nice Korea" in their standing medal count, drawing split social media responses with some on Twitter lauding the idea as comic genius and others insisting that it is tantamount to racism.

An edition of The Mx, depicting North and South Korea as 'Naughty' and 'Nice' Korea — Twitter

As noted by the Trending Now blog on the UK edition of MSN.com, the Australian free daily, The Mx, also referred to as the Brisbane Metro, published a medal count that included North Korea as "Naughty Korea" and South Korea as "Nice Korea" in Wednesday's edition. At the time, the two nations were right next to each other in the medal count, making the contrast between their names visible and notable.

A day later, an image of that medal count began circulating around the Internet and caught fire on Twitter, where everyone seemed to have an opinion on whether it was a brilliantly funny idea or a potential diplomatic disaster.

Twitter user @leighb83 spoke in place of the "potential diplomatic disaster" crew:

Yeah calling N & S Korea, Naughty Korea and Nice Korea is fine. As long as its fine for them to refer to us as the Dumb, Drunk, Racists.

Meanwhile, user @Sulalee1 focused on the humor in the paper's classification of the Asian nations, while @Louiestowell toed the line, acknowledging both the humor in the names and how North Korea might react.

I love Australians for their directness. And now I love them even more.

Inspired! And asking for a bomb in between the eyes ...

There's no word on whether the paper will continue to call the nations by their tongue-in-cheek moniker or return to their proper names, or whether North Korea was actually offended by the name itself.

Meanwhile, an Australian bank that is an official Olympic sponsor also found itself in hot water after posting an online video that made light of a potential bomb threat at an Olympic facility. The ad for Commonwealth Bank, which featured men wearing suits shaped like the letters C, A, N and T, focused on the bank's slogan of only thinking it can, with the first three letters telling a policeman that the fourth, the T, was carrying a ticking backpack.

General outrage followed and the ad was quickly pulled, with Commonwealth Bank offering an official apology just hours later. So far, The Mx has remained quiet, so we may all be in for at least a few more editions of "Naughty" and "Nice" Korea.

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Sleeping beauty

Hum...I wish I could sleep like that....Happy News

Sleepy woman's epic 18-hr flight after she misses stop

AFP – 14 hrs ago

A Frenchwoman endured an 18-hour journey from the Pakistani city of Lahore to Paris and back again after sleeping through her plane's stop in the French capital, officials said on Wednesday.

Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) are investigating how ground crew failed to notice the woman during the plane's two-hour stopover at Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris.

The woman, named as Patrice Christine Ahmed, who is married to a Pakistani, left Lahore at noon on Tuesday to fly to Paris via Milan, but did not wake up to get off the plane, airline spokesman Sultan Hasan told AFP.

The woman did not mention her mistake to cabin crew and the matter only came to light when she was stopped by immigration officials on arrival back in Lahore on Wednesday morning -- after a 12,000-kilometre (7700-mile) round trip.

Hasan said PIA were investigating the incident and the French subcontractor responsible for passenger handling in Paris.

"We have put questions to this French firm also about the incident but it is also the responsibility of the passenger to disembark at the destination," he said.

"It is a passenger's responsibility to check about the destination and disembark when the plane arrives at the particular airport."

PIA later arranged to send the woman back to Paris with another airline because none of its own flights were available, but said that the party responsible for the negligence will pay for the extra ticket.

"It depends who is at fault. If it is a mistake by the local firm, they will pay and if the woman herself is responsible than she will have to bear the cost," Hasan said.

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Post Date: Thu, 30/08/2012 - 3:21pm

Surprise...can't trust the post

Was it really a good idea? I am lost....for air!!!

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Man wraps himself in box, nearly dies

STAFF REPORTER, The West Australian August 30, 2012, 9:30 am

Seng's friend photographed the birthday surprise.

A man who wrapped himself in a box and mailed himself to his girlfriend nearly died after the parcel was lost in the post.

According to The Sun in London, Hu Seng, from southern China, nearly suffocated after mailing himself to his girlfriend's office in a sealed box as a birthday surprise.

When the box finally arrived after a three-hour delay, shocked girlfriend Li Wang unwrapped the parcel to find her man unconscious.

A friend of Seng, waiting nearby, photographed the surprise.

After being revived by paramedics Seng said he didn't realise the stunt would take so long.

"I tried to make a hole in the cardboard but it was too thick and I didn't want to spoil the surprise by shouting," he told The Sun.

Paramedics said the cardboard had been too thick for an air hole, The Sun reports.

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Post Date: Wed, 12/09/2012 - 11:23pm

What an address!!!

This is the latest prize home from a popular Queensland Charity raffle.

Check out the address!

I'm not sure if its legal to 4 whale drive on sunshine beach at Noosa...

Size is not important; it's how you use it that matters!

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Russian truck accident, lucky driver

4 Whale drive, two choices, first it does have a very big road going to it or, second, a very steep muddy driveway!!

Latest yahoo new about a truck driver in Russia being hit by another truck, I copied the video on utube, and added the yahoo comment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiR_gZEGIE

A truck driver has casually walked away after being thrown head-first through a windshield in a horror crash.

The death-defying somersault occurred after a huge lorry swerved onto the wrong side of the road in Russia.

Footage of the crash shows the man catapulting out the front window before landing safely on his feet.

The man appears clearly in shock at the end of the video, scratching his head and staring in disbelief at the wreckage.

Online users have taken a humourous stance describing the incident as the perfect dismount, while others have questioned why the man was not wearing a seatbelt.

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Post Date: Thu, 11/10/2012 - 12:46pm

Darling, just hang up the phone

How is that for a phone bill... Lucky she got a good discount on the end...!!

Frenchwoman's alarm at trillion-euro phone bill

AFP October 11, 2012, 1:06 am

BORDEAUX (AFP) - A Frenchwoman who received a telephone bill for an amount equivalent to nearly 6,000 times the country's annual economic output has had the real amount she owed waived -- after finally convincing the company they must have made a mistake.

Solenne San Jose, from Pessac in the Bordeaux region of southwestern France, could not believe her eyes when she opened the bill to discover she was being asked to pay 11,721,000,000,000,000 euros to close her account.

"There were so many zeroes I couldn't even work out how much it was," she said.

San Jose's alarm mounted when operators at Bouygues Telecom told her they could not amend the computer-generated statement or stop the balance from being debited from her bank account.

Only after a series of frantic calls did the company finally admit the bill should have been for 117.21 euros.

Bouygues Telecom told AFP the mix-up had been due to a printing error and a subsequent misunderstanding between the client and staff at their call centre.

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Are the new Dad ready?

Nzio....what?.... too late:)

Think you are ready to have children? Hilarious new parent test taking mummy blogs by storm.

By Bianca London

PUBLISHED: 16 October 2012

Most broody mothers see having a child as a wonderful gift from God but one anonymous blogger has set about putting paid to that ideal.The test - 14 steps to follow before you have children - was recently posted on Mamami by Chet, who was sent the parenting test by a friend. Chet said: 'Most people will tell you that "it" is the hardest, most rewarding, rollercoaster job you will ever have - there's no pay, you are on duty 24/7 and, at times, it seems like there are few rewards.

'Being a parent has its ups and downs. I wouldn't change my title as "mummy" for anything in the world, however when this came through my inbox from a great friend it made me laugh (a lot!)'

If you think you are ready to embrace the joys of motherhood, here are the tests to see if you are really up to the challenge...

Test 1: Preparation

Women: To prepare for pregnancy

1. Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.

2. Leave it there.

3. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans.

Men: To prepare for children

1. Go to a local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the counter and tell the pharmacist to help himself

2. Go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.

3. Go home. Pick up the newspaper and read it for the last time.
Prepare for pregnancy by attaching a beanbag to your front says the blog

Prepare for pregnancy by attaching a beanbag to your front says the blog

Test 2: Knowledge

Find a couple who are already parents and berate them about their methods of discipline, lack of patience, appallingly low tolerance levels and how they have allowed their children to run wild.

Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's sleeping habits, toilet training, table manners and overall behaviour.

Enjoy it. It will be the last time in your life that you will have all the answers.

Test 3: Nights

To discover how the nights will feel:
You can kiss goodbye to precious beauty sleep as soon as you have a child

You can kiss goodbye to precious beauty sleep as soon as you have a child

1. Walk around the living room from 5pm to 10pm carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 4 - 6kg, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly.

2. At 10pm, put the bag down, set the alarm for midnight and go to sleep.

3. Get up at 11pm and walk the bag around the living room until 1am.

4. Set the alarm for 3am.

5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2am and make a cup of tea.

6. Go to bed at 2.45am.

7. Get up again at 3am when the alarm goes off.

8. Sing songs in the dark until 4am.

9. Put the alarm on for 5am. Get up when it goes off.

10. Make breakfast.

Keep this up for 5 years. LOOK CHEERFUL.

Test 4: Dressing Small Children

1. Buy a live octopus and a string bag.

2. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that no arms hangout.

Time Allowed: 5 minutes.

Test 5: Cars

1. Forget the BMW. Buy a practical 5-door wagon.

2. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.

3. Get a coin. Insert it into the CD player.

4. Take a box of chocolate biscuits; mash them into the back seat.

5. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.

Test 6: Going for a walk
The hilarious blog post details a new parent test for broody mothers

The hilarious blog post details a new parent test for broody mothers

a. Wait.

b. Go out the front door.

c. Come back in again.

d. Go out.

e. Come back in again.

f. Go out again.

g. Walk down the front path.

h. Walk back up it.

i. Walk down it again.

j. Walk very slowly down the road for five minutes.

k. Stop, inspect minutely and ask at least 6 questions about every piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue and dead insect along the way.

l. Retrace your steps.

m. Scream that you have had as much as you can stand until the neighbours come out and stare at you.

n. Give up and go back into the house.

You are now just about ready to try taking a small child for a walk.

Test 7: Conversations with children

Repeat everything you say at least 5 times.

Test 8: Grocery Shopping

1. Go to the local supermarket. Take with you the nearest thing you can find to a pre-school child - a fully grown goat is excellent. If you intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat.

2. Buy your weekly groceries without letting the goat(s) out of your sight.

3. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.

Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.
Feeding your child isn't as easy as it looks according to the test

Feeding your child isn't as easy as it looks according to the test

Test 9: Feeding a 1 year-old

1. Hollow out a melon

2. Make a small hole in the side

3. Suspend the melon from the ceiling and swing it side to side

4. Now get a bowl of soggy cornflakes and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon while pretending to be an aeroplane.

5. Continue until half the cornflakes are gone.

6. Tip the rest into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor.

Test 10:TV

1. Learn the names of every character from the Wiggles, Barney, Teletubbies and Disney.

2. Watch nothing else on television for at least 5 years.

Test 11: Mess

Can you stand the mess children make? To find out:
Are you up to the challenge of parenthood asks this hilarious blog post

Are you up to the challenge of parenthood asks this hilarious blog post

1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains

2. Hide a fish behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.

3. Stick your fingers in the flowerbeds and then rub them on clean walls. Cover the stains with crayon. How does that look?

4. Empty every drawer/cupboard/storage box in your house onto the floor and proceed with step 5.

5. Drag randomly items from one room to another room and leave them there.

Test 12: Long Trips with Toddlers

1. Make a recording of someone shouting 'Mummy' repeatedly. Important Notes: No more than a 4 second delay between each Mummy. Include occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet.

2. Play this tape in your car, everywhere you go for the next 4 years.

You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.

Test 13:Conversations

1. Start talking to an adult of your choice.

2. Have someone else continually tug on your shirt hem or shirt sleeve while playing the Mummy tape listed above.

You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.

Test 14: Getting ready for work

1. Pick a day on which you have an important meeting.

2. Put on your finest work attire.

3. Take a cup of cream and put 1 cup of lemon juice in it

4. Stir

5. Dump half of it on your nice silk shirt

6. Saturate a towel with the other half of the mixture

7. Attempt to clean your shirt with the same saturated towel

8. Do not change (you have no time).

9. Go directly to work

You are now ready to have children. ENJOY!!

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Post Date: Fri, 23/11/2012 - 5:09pm

Close to transport

I just saw that one, I am not sure what to say about that one......

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"Location, location, location. One bedroom, quiet neighbours, close to transport."

An elderly Chinese couple who refused to move out of their apartment building to make way for a new development has found themselves surrounded by a huge freeway.

Luo Baogen and his wife refused to vacate their home, claiming the compensation offered by the government would not be enough to rebuild.

Construction crews and demolition experts destroyed the surrounding buildings, leaving Mr Baogen's home standing, and began construction on the motorway.

All is quiet on Mr Baogen's new street for now - but that will change when the road is opened to traffic.

It's not uncommon for tenants to refuse to budge for developers since laws in China made it harder for builders to simply force stubborn homeowners out.

At least the commute will be easy.

The nicest house on the street. Photo: Reuters

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Post Date: Tue, 27/11/2012 - 6:29pm

"She" drove him crazy

Another unusual news.....remember before entering any commitment.... LOOK very carefully.....because it might drive you nuts...lol

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Man discovers wife used to be a man

STAFF REPORTER, The West AustralianNovember 27, 2012, 8:21 am

After 19 years of marriage, a Belgian man has just discovered his wife used to be a man.

According to The Telegraph in London, the man says he's feels like he's been assaulted and wants his marriage annulled.

Jan married Indonesian-born Monica, his family's former au pair in a previous marriage, in 1993.

But it was only recently he discovered that his wife had undergone a sex change, The Telegraph reports.

"I feel I've been assaulted," he told the Het Nieuwsblad newspaper. "I brought her to Belgium. That was not easy. The Belgian courts had serious doubts about the authenticity of her birth and her identity papers, but eventually they accepted it anyway. I thought she was an attractive woman, all woman. She had no male traits."

The 64-year-old said his wife had "fooled him" by pretending to menstruate and even using sanitary towels.

"Even during sex, I never noticed anything," Jan said.

He said for many years they lived a normal family life but their relationship deteriorated when Monica, 48, started a full-time job.

"Monica began to change very much," he said. "My oldest son saw her sometimes at a nightclub. She began to wear very flashy clothes, those ultra-short skirts or tiny tops, so her abdomen was completely exposed."

The Telegraph reports that Jan found "amorous messages" from other men on his wife's computer and he confronted her in a violent row that led to the police being called.

Monica finally revealed she was born a boy and that she had been operated on.

"She did not need to tell me about her past as a man. My world collapsed," Jan said.

Jan is now undergoing psychiatric treatment.

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Post Date: Mon, 07/01/2013 - 10:24pm

Io too small ? Does size matter ?

*SIZE* does Matter ! !

Sometimes it IS better to

have a SMALL ONE!

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Want to catch a big fish...think again

Always wanted to catch a big fish, you have been warned, it can be dangerous ...

A fisherman off Panama was battling a huge black marlin when the battle took a turn for the worse. The fish sank the boat.

Or as Marlin Magazine put it on its Facebook post, "Marlin Wins!"

Not all the details are in, but apparently the captain began backing down on the huge fish, a common practice in big-game fishing when a fish is taking line. He puts the boat in reverse to chase the fish.

One commenter on Marlin Magazine's Facebook post who apparently had some knowledge of the incident said that the captain fell as he was backing down on the fish at full throttle. The boat took on too much water and, finally, there was no correcting the situation.

Marlin Magazine reported that the boat went to the bottom of the sea and everybody on board was rescued by the photo boat. And, of course, the fish got away.

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I will stick to smaller big trout a bit longer...expensive day!

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One idea can change your life, better be a good one !!

For me, I lost count just after the...I forgot....poor man. I, now, know why he is smiling all the time...lol

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HUGH HEFNER: HOW MANY WOMEN HAS HE SLEPT WITH?

March 27, 2013, 11:58 amThe Hype

The amount of women Hef has slept with may (or may not) surprise you.

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In an intimate new interview with Esquire magazine, Playboy founder (and lover of women) Hugh Hefner has revealed that he's slept with **insert drum roll** over 1,000 women in his time.

"How could I possibly know?" Hef told the mag, adding: "Over a thousand, I'm sure."

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Now we're not justifying his lothario ways, but when you take into account the fact that he's 86-years-old and the founder of an American men's magazine that features photographs of nude women that is celebrating its 60th anniversary this year, it kinda makes sense.

When you do the math, one new sexual partner per week over the course of 20 years would give a tally of 1,040 women.

Plus you also need to account for the fact that Hef has been married for chunks of his life.

"When I was married I never cheated," Hef told the mag. "But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in."

From 1949 to 1959 Hef was married to Mildred Williams. From this marriage he has two grown children; Christie, 60, and David, 57.

From 1989 to 2010 Hef was married to former Playboy Playmate Kimberley Conrad. From this marriage he had two more children; Marston, 22, and Cooper, 21.

Hef with wife Crystal Harris. Credit: Getty Images

Of course his latest wife -- and one-time runaway bride -- Crystal Harris just happens to be the best.

"I just feel very, very fortunate to have found her at this stage in my life," he gushed. "I saved the best till last."

At 26 years old, Harris is 60 years his junior.

The pair finally wed on New Years Eve last year after Crystal called off the their first nuptials at the 11th hour in 2011 due to cold feet.

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Yay, a win for the poor

Yay, a win for the poor little marlin. Impressive fish tho!

I wander how many STDs Hef he has managed over that time?

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holy "Molly"

No wonder he didn't want to fetch the ball....lol...

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A retired man has fallen victim to a pet poodle hoax after his local veterinarian uncovered he had been sold two giant rodents pumped up with steroids.

Bargain hunters rummaging around Argentina’s largest flea market, La Salada, have been duped into spending hundreds of dollars on what they have been told is the dog of their dreams.

In reality, they’ve just been sold what locals call the ‘Brazilian rat’ – a ferret pumped up on steroids and groomed to resemble a fluffy toy poodle.

The retired man was initially fooled by the $75 price tag for a pet that usually costs closer to $1000.

Soon after his purchase the Argentinian man became suspicious and decided to take his new ‘pet poodles’ to a vet for vaccinations.

The local vet confirmed his suspicions that he had paid $150 for two steroid-pumped ferrets.

Long thought to be an urban legend of South America’s biggest illegal market, local news outlets discovered that another woman ended up with a ferret after being told she was buying a Chiuhuahua.

Neither the woman or the retired man have filed an official complaint.

Bargain hunters in Argentina have been sold ferrets pumped with steroids and groomed to look like toy poodles and Chiuhuahuas.Photo: YouTube.

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Another "cock up"

For the people that still got it (see below) show this acticle to your partner, if they want to look younger...they now what to do....

I better stop rubb it in....lol...

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Oprah under fire for foreskin face cream endorsement

April 15, 2013, 10:35 am Penny Newton lifestylechannels

The talk show mogul is under fire for her endorsement of a skincare product containing discarded foreskins.

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When Oprah gives a product the thumbs up, it’s almost sure to become a hit as her millions of devoted fans rush out to buy it – even if that product is derived from baby foreskins?

Oprah has long endorsed the seemingly harmless anti-ageing cream, TNS Recovery Complex by SkinMedica – made with cells from discarded human foreskins – describing it as her "magic fountain of youth and miracle wrinkle solution". Now the talkshow queen is copping heat from a vocal ‘pro-foreskin awareness’ group, who are calling the practice unethical.

According to The Vancouver Sun, The Canadian Foreskin Awareness project will picket Oprah’s sold-out appearance in Vancouver, protesting her support of the anti-ageing product, on their adverts.

Glen Callender, founder of Canada’s "feistiest pro-foreskin advocacy group" said: "Imagine how Oprah would respond if a skin cream for men went on the market that was made from parts of the genitalia of little girls," Callender said. "That would be an outrage and rightly so.

"I would like Oprah to come to her senses and realize that all children have a fundamental human right to keep all their genitalia and to decide for themselves if anything gets cut off," Callender continued.

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According to SDCitybeat.com, researchers have found that that tissue grown from the cells of infant human foreskins help heal wounds and are a ‘revolution’ in medical skin care.

The article goes on to say that the last time a foreskin was harvested for cells was 20 years ago, with SkinMedica’s “cells lines derived from a single foreskin” which were “discarded from circumcisions with full, informed consent”. One piece of foreskin is capable of producing four acres of fresh and new skin.

“Initially, there was a misunderstanding and people thought we were actually grinding up the foreskin,” SkinMedica founder Dr. Richard Fitzpatrick told SD City Beat. “So, there was a lot of snickering and laughing about people putting this foreskin product on their face.”

TNS Recovery Complex claims to “improve the appearance of fine lines, wrinkles and the overall tone and texture of skin”, according to their website , but says nothing about the inclusion of the foreskin cells.

“We stopped mentioning it,” Fitzpatrick says.

What do you think? Would you use this “wonder product” with the knowledge it is derived from the cells of baby foreskins? Let us know at the Y!7 Lifestyle

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tasty ... for a long time

Cheeese...!

14-year-old McDonald's hamburger remains surprisingly unchanged

Melissa Knowles, Trending Now, Yahoo!7April 24, 2013, 10:13 am

Today's story may make you think twice about how many preservatives some common foods contain. Utah resident David Whipple recently sent in a McDonald's hamburger patty to the TV show "The Doctors." Whipple explained that originally he wanted to show his friends how enzymes work, and he thought using a burger would be a good idea. He bought it on July 7, 1999. However, after a month, he had forgotten about it. Fast-forward two years later, and his wife discovered the patty inside a paper bag in one of his coat pockets.

Utah resident David Whipple sent in this McDonald's hamburger patty to a TV show nearly 14 years after he purchased it on July 7, 1999.

Whipple was surprised to see that the hamburger patty was essentially unchanged. He hung onto it for a long while longer. Now, 14 years after it was first purchased, the hamburger patty still has no mold or fungus on it. In fact, the only thing different about the condition of the hamburger is that the pickle that came inside it has completely disintegrated.

Whipple has even held onto the original receipt as proof of when and where the burger was purchased. He said he uses the burger as a way to encourage his grandchildren to make healthy eating choices.

Whipple is not the first person to document what happens to a McDonald's hamburger patty over time. New York City artist Sally Davies created the Happy Meal Project in which she posts a new picture every day to her Flickr account of the same burger and fries from a Happy Meal.

In addition, blogger Karen Hanrahan, who writes Best of Mother Earth, did a similar experiment with a McDonald's hamburger. Hanrahan has used the same hamburger for more than 16 years in a class she teaches to parents about why they should keep junk food away from their children.

A McDonald's hamburger (left) from 1996 and another McDonald's hamburger (right) from 2008 reasonably resemble a hamburger you'd buy today. Photo: Karen Hanrahan, Best of Mother Earth.

The Trending Now team reached out to McDonald's regarding the shelf life of its burgers and the number of preservatives used to keep them from spoiling. The following is a statement from the company regarding its hamburger patties:

“McDonald’s hamburgers are freshly prepared in our restaurants. While not knowing the conditions in which the food was kept in this specific claim, what is scientifically known is that in bacteria and mold only grow under certain conditions.

For example, without sufficient moisture – either in the food itself or the environment in which it is held – bacteria and mold and associated decomposition, is unlikely. If food is/or becomes dry enough, it won’t grow mould or bacteria. In fact, any food purchased from a restaurant or grocery store or prepared at home that lacks moisture would also dehydrate and see similar results if left in the same environment.

McDonald's hamburger patties in the U.S. are made with 100% USDA-inspected beef. They are cooked and prepared with salt, pepper and nothing else - no preservatives - no fillers. Our hamburger buns are made from North American-grown wheat flour. These are the same foods that people buy every day in their local grocery stores."

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Crazy! so glad i dont eat

Crazy!

so glad i dont eat that crap any more. sadly i had my fair share when i was a teenager.

I wander if Hungry jacks will do the same?

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Oink...oink

Just don't tell anyone...no bacon for me, thanks...lol...

Bestiality billboard pulled after outrage

Yahoo!7Updated May 1, 2013, 4:05 pm

The image of bestiality is an advertisement for provocative new drama series Black Mirror on Studio, the arts channel produced for Foxtel by SBS.

The Australian Christian Lobby told News Limited that the sign is distressing, and a desperate cry for media attention.

ACL spokeswoman Wendy Francis has slammed advertisers for the damaging affect the image will have on children.

The controversial billboard will be removed.

"I'm in my 50s. I'm big enough and ugly enough, but that's really distressing. My stomach actually turned," she said.

And Foxtel released a press release this afternoon apologising for the image.

"This billboard is part of a campaign by Studio the arts channel produced for Foxtel by SBS," the company said in a statement.

"It was intended to provoke, but is clearly in appalling taste and demonstrates a lapse of judgment by Studio and a failure in the approvals process at Foxtel.

"Once senior management at Foxtel became aware of the nature of the image we instructed Studio to remove and replace the billboard. This will happen as soon as possible. Foxtel regrets any offence that has been caused."

Earlier in the day, Studio general manager Chris Keely said: "You may love it, you may hate it, but you'll definitely be talking about it."

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wrong place to have a picnic...

Picnicking tourists stranded on iceberg

May 24, 2013, 4:36 pm Chris Ashton Yahoo!7

Four US tourists were found floating on an iceberg after the glacier they'd stopped on for a picnic broke away.

A group of US tourists found themselves on thin ice after the glacier they stopped on for a picnic broke away from land and began floating away.

The four American tourists had stopped for a leisurely meal at the Fjallsárlón glacial lagoon in East Iceland over the weekend, eagerly setting up their table for a feast.

Twilight at Fjallsárlón. Flickr: Jim Leach

It was around this time that it all went wrong. A gust of wind caused the section of ice they were sitting on to break off and start heading out into deeper water.

They were floating around 10m offshore before rescuers found them.

The tourists weren’t in any great danger though, with rescuers taking a lighthearted approach to the icy predicament.

“When we arrived it was quite comical to see them sitting on chairs and with a table on an iceberg” Páll Sigurður Vignisson of the Hornafjörður rescue team told Iceland Review.

A photo from the scene shows the group waiting for rescue. ICE-SAR

Despite his casual approach, Páll also warned of the danger of the situation.

"They could have been in danger. We never know how ice will behave; if it rolls over and when - we just don’t know."

Known for its stunning views, huge glaciers and iceberg dotted waters, Fjallsárlón glacial lagoon is a mecca among international visitors to Iceland.

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Don't drink and drive and ...

The same story with no one being hurt would be funny, imagine the lady, out of the car, and people witnessing the accident...lol...One more reason to not drink while driving...

A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with a woman while driving drunk and crashed, ejecting the woman from the vehicle.

The Albuquerque Journal reports 25-year-old Luis Briones was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out on Monday night after he wrecked his Ford Explorer in Albuquerque.

Police say Briones' female passenger, who cannot be named, was found naked on the pavement beside the sport utility vehicle after being ejected. She suffered deep cuts to her face and head and was taken to a local hospital in a stable condition.

Luis Briones is facing charges after driving drunk while having sex.

The trouble reportedly began when Briones ran a red light on a busy Albuquerque street and crashed into a westbound car. At the time of the crash he was having sexual intercourse while driving, with onlookers reporting seeing a naked woman sitting on his lap.

A bottle of vodka was later found in the vehicle.

Authorities allege Briones tried to drive away after the crash and abandon his passenger, but a local resident who witnessed the incident knocked on his window and encouraged him to get out of the vehicle. He then grabbed the keys from the ignition of the SUV.

Briones allegedly tried to hide from responding officers behind a cactus.

After being placed in a police vehicle, officers claimed he refused to keep his pants on.

25-year-old Briones is facing nine charges including aggravated driving while intoxicated, reckless driving and evading police.

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and the winner is...

No regret...really ? Bugger, don't let people cutting the line, that could be costly !!!

No regrets over polite gesture which cost $590m

An American woman who kindly allowed a woman to cut in front of her in the Powerball ticket queue missed out on winning the $US590.5 million ($AUD618 million) jackpot.

But Mindy Crandell, 34, says she has no regrets that the woman in front of her - Gloria C. Mackenzie - bought the winning ticket, reports American ABC News.

Ms Mackenzie, 84, has opted for the lump sum cash payout of $US370.8 million, before taxes, instead of 30 annual payments of $US19 million, a lottery official said.

Ms Crandell, of Zephyrhills, Florida, said, "Things are meant to be for a reason".

"It could have been us, but things happen. Sometimes it's better to be patient than right. I knew we were teaching our daughter the right thing," Crandell said.

"I'm not upset," she told local media. "I mean ... maybe there's something down the road, or she needed it more than we did. Whatever it was, it was meant to be that she had it."

Ms Crandell's 10-year-old daughter, Mallory added, "I hope she's blessed

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Have you ever done oculolinctus ?

When you think you "see" it all !!! At least you can see that one coming ...lol...YES Yahoo news...all of them....

Health experts have been warning against a dangerous new fetish sweeping Japan – eyeball licking.

Also called oculolinctus, it has been described as in intimate act between partners but could lead to eye infections such as conjunctivitis and even blindness.

While the craze has been around for years, health experts in Japan are worried after recent multiple reports of teenagers turning up for school with eye infections and eye patches, reports the Medical Daily.

And the health experts warn ‘nothing good can come of this’.

Speaking to The Huffington Post, San Diego ophthalmologist Dr. David Granet warned: “There are ridges on the tongue that can cause a corneal abrasion. And if a person hasn't washed out their mouth, they might put acid from citrus products or spices into the eye.

“Nothing good can come of this.”

Dr. Phillip Rizzuto, a spokesman for the American Academy of Ophthalmology, added: “The bacteria in the mouth is nothing like the bacteria in the eyeball, which is why we no longer recommend people lick contact lenses to moisten them”

Dr. Robert Noecker, an ophthalmologist practicing in Connecticut, told the Medical Daily: The cornea is the most innervated part of the body.

“That's why it might feel good to have it licked. It's the same thing with sucking toes — they're so sensitive because the body needs to be able to detect minor particles and other disturbances. If you're so inclined, that's the plus. “

But, warning of the health dangers he added: “Not to be a crotchety old guy, but I frown upon it.”

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The men with the bigger testicle...

Not sure if that link will work over time, for the time being have a look at this one. Just check the first 2 or 3 min

http://au.tv.yahoo.com/plus7/the-man-with-the-biggest-testicles/-/watch/19094502/wed-25-sep-series-1-episode-1/?play=1

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have you ever lost something

That where I left it.....lol....

AP Abandoned gold bars baffle German police

BERLIN (AP) — Attention all passengers: could the person who left a stash of gold bars and a pile of banknotes in the luggage deposit at Cologne's main railway station kindly contact German police?

That was the appeal that police in the western German city issued Friday for information to track down the owner of the several kilos (pounds) of gold and a six-figure sum of euros in cash.

The stash was found in April in a luggage locker at the station, a major European transport hub. Police said they're going public after being unable to link the haul to any crime and hearing nothing from any legitimate owner.

Whoever the owner is shouldn't leave it too much longer. Police say that if nobody comes forward, the stash will be sold.

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getting caught...

Too hard to cheat these days....much easier to not :)

Hotel survey of cheating husband goes viral

Yahoo!7December 17, 2013, 10:57 am

The online realm is again abuzz after a cheating husband was reportedly caught out when his wife found a hotel survey posted to his house - a hotel she had never been to.

The image, posted to Reddit, showed a hotel survey that asked a man about his recent stay after a fling with an escort.

The quizzical wife reportedly confronted her husband, which we imagine can't have ended well because the man's sour reply was uploaded online by a friend of a hotel staffer.

Q: Please describe the problem(s) you experienced during this stay.

A: You sent this survey and my wife saw it. Since I used this room to meet with a hooker it created an issue for me.

Q: Do you have any comments regarding your experience at this hotel?

A: No but my wife had plenty

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naughty girl

She have to realise that most men like naughty girl.....lol....

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Woman creates horrible dating profile, gets 150 messages in 24 hours

January 6, 2014, 4:21 pmYahoo!7

Is there an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it? Alli Reed found the answer: No.

Photography: Facebook

American comedian and writer Alli Reed set out to prove there is a limit to what men will accept from even the most gorgeous women.

She set up a fake online profile on dating site OkCupid and created a profile of the most "abhorrent" woman she could conjure. Racist? Tick. Ignorant and xenophobic? Tick. Rude, callous, shallow and stupid? Tick. Tick. Tick.

She also described herself as someone who was really good at "convincing people im pregnat lol"[sic], a regular drug taker, drinker and unemployed.

While she was at it, she used the photo of a beautiful friend (and Australian model) Rae Johnston to complete the profile which had the moniker, AaronCarterFan. And then, she waited.

"I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her," she wrote on Cracked.

She was wrong.

Despite her optimism - and allowing for a handful of men who'd overlook a profile in favour for looks alone - even she didn't expect the deluge of messages the fake profile received in response to her ridiculous, racist and even nonsensical comments. To be exact? 150 in the first 24 hours.

Her next goal was to see if dialing up the horrible would stop these men messaging her back. She wrote to one about how fun it was to bully teenagers and to another of faking pregnancy:

"...i fake bein pregnant so much that im like amazing at it....ppl will give u whatever u want if they think ur pregnat SPECIALLY if they think there the dad, omg lol"

"I hope you don't use that trick on me LOL...Would you like to meet up?" came the response.

Next, she implemented the "she will ruin your life" phase, where she went to great lengths to show that the consequences of "contact with this woman were devastating and permanent".

She offered to tattoo men and pull their teeth out.

Still, no let up.

Finally, 500 messages later, she just wrote nonsense, asking men questions like "whats ur fav beanie baby".

Despite this, Reed is still optimistic and pleads with men to aim higher: "You are better than this. I know many of you would never message AaronCarterFan, but many of you would, and a whole bunch of you did. You're better than that. There are women and men out there who are smart, and kind, and challenging, and honest, and a lot of other really positive adjectives. You don't want someone who will pull out your teeth and then sue you for child support; you deserve someone who will make you want to be better than you are, and will want to be better because of you."

Read the whole story on Cracked.

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underground parking...no return

At least it wasn't an io.....joke aside, a bit more to one side and the house would have been swallowed.

9 meter deep, I hope they don't have valuable in the car....:) go and explain this to the insurance !! Anyway it is good to know that it is unusual...

Sinkhole in UK swallows family's car

Yahoo!7 and wiresFebruary 3, 2014, 2:22 pm

A sinkhole nine metres deep opened up near a family home in the UK. Photo: Buckinghamshire Fire and Rescue

A 9-metre deep sinkhole has opened up in the driveway of a British house and swallowed a family's car.

Firefighters were called to the property in High Wycombe, about 53km west of London, at about 8.30am to find a hole 4.5m in diameter.

No-one was inside the Volkswagen Lupo when the hole opened up. The vehicle remains at the bottom of the sinkhole, covered in rubble.

The car ended up on its side at the bottom of the sinkhole, covered in rubble. Photo: Buckinghamshire Fire and Rescue

A Buckinghamshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said firefighters were at the scene for about an hour, placed a cordon around the sinkhole and gave safety advice before handing control of the site to the local council.

Sinkholes are relatively rare in the UK, although some areas are particularly prone. Photo: Buckinghamshire Fire and Rescue

Areas prone to sinkholes occur throughout the UK, according to the British Geological Survey, although most are relatively small or are in upland rural locations.

Those in South East England may result from the collapse of chalk strata, especially where they have been hidden by younger clay and sand deposits.

Sinkholes are relatively uncommon in South East England. Photo: Buckinghamshire Fire and Rescue

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good design...???

Women's cycling team's kit causes quite a stir

Yahoo7 Sport September 15, 2014, 10:56 am

The cycling kits, belly button up.

The cycling jerseys of the Colombian's women team have gone viral, despite looking pretty run of the mill from the belly button up.

That is because of what comes below…with the beige colour not leaving a lot to the imagination.

And the rest.

One Twitter user seemed to be struggling to comprehend what her feelings should be about the striking kit.

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???

Denmark bans bestiality in move against animal sex tourism — A survey and found 17% of vets suspected that an animal they treated had had intercourse with a human. Photo: Thinkstock

Denmark passed legislation on Tuesday banning bestiality, toughening a law that animal rights activists feared was encouraging animal sex tourists to visit the country.

The bill amends a previous ban on intercourse that harms animals, something Farm Minister Dan Jorgensen argued was difficult to prove.

"The current legislation does not protect the animals enough. It's hard to prove that an animal suffers when a human has sexual intercourse with it, and that is why we must give the animal the benefit of the doubt," he wrote in an opinion piece.

Those voting for the bill said Denmark did not want to remain the last northern European country where bestiality was legal, as this was attracting animal sex tourists. Germany, Norway, Sweden and Britain previously banned it.

"There are frequent reports of the occurrence of organized animal sex shows, clubs and animal brothels in Denmark," the

Danish Ethical Council for Animals, an independent advisory board under the food and agriculture ministry, said in a report, while adding that it had not been able to verify the reports.

A 2011 Justice Ministry report surveyed veterinarians and found 17 percent of them suspected that an animal they treated had had intercourse with a human.

Animal rights campaigners including PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) petitioned Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt and Jorgensen to amend the legislation.

National news break – April 22

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Copied and pasted from yahoo news.

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Caught on dashcam: Russian driver's road rage ends immediately after he discovers who is in the back seat of the second car.

The footage shows the irate driver exiting his vehicle and aggressively striding up to the car in front of him willing and ready for a confrontation.

However sensing serious drama was on the horizon the driver of the second vehicle slowly rolled down his window allowing his massive dog to do all the barking.

The angry motorist is visibly shocked and jolts back with surprise.

The massive pooch lets out a few authoritative barks and with that the angry driver retreats back to his vehicle with his tail between his legs.

There has been a recent spate of road rage incidents occurring around the world.

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Again from "Yahoo news" she died humanly....lol....

VIDEO Town under invasion by spiders

A Sydney police unit that was forced to rush to a Wollstonecraft unit amid reports of death threats against a woman has revealed the ultimately awkward and embarrassing truth behind the call-out.

Harbourside Local Area Command posted a report to Facebook recounting how a number of police officers began banging on the door of the Wollstonecraft home around 2am on November 21.

"Police received numerous calls in relation to a violent domestic, with reports of a woman screaming hysterically, a man yelling, 'I’m going to kill you, you're dead! Die!! Die!!”, with the sounds of furniture being tossed around the unit,"police posted on the Harbourside LAC Facebook page.

VIDEO Girl Gets Pranked with Real Spider

This is the awkward exchange that unfolded in the early hours of the morning, as recounted by police:

A man answered the door, out of breath and rather flushed with the following conversation:

Police: Where’s your wife?

Male: Umm... I don’t have one.

Police: Where is your girlfriend?

Male: Umm... I don’t have one.

Police: We had a report of a domestic and a woman screaming, where is she?

Male: I don’t know what you’re talking about, I live alone.

Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.

At this point the male became very sheepish.

Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?

Male: It was a spider.

Police: Sorry??

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Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!

Police: What about the woman screaming?

Male: Yeah sorry, that was me, I really, really hate spiders.

As it turns out the male was chasing a rather large spider around the unit with a can or mortein. After a very long pause some laughter and a quick look in the unit to make sure there was no injured party (apart from the spider) we left.

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doggy road rage

Kill her

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